It’s Official!

Honker: an unimaginative artist whose sole purpose for Social Networking is to promote his / her latest CD, Book, Movie, or Live Performance: “honking” obnoxiously like an ugly, fat goose rather than “tweeting” like a pretty little bird. These perpetrators are responded to by civilized users with a simple “Honk!”

If anyone asks, tell them I made this up. Because I did. And no, that’s not a Honk!